Carol E. Wyer
Carol E Wyer is a humorous blogger and an award winning author. Her best-selling debut novel Mini Skirts and Laughter Lines is a series of blog entries and witty observations made by Amanda Wilson, a woman determined to face her fifties with humour.
Living in rural Staffordshire she is putting her time to good use by attempting to teach herself Russian, although she doesn't seem to have got beyond 'Dva piva' (two beers)and writing a series of novels and articles for various magazines which take a humorous look at getting older and growing old disgracefully.
More information about Carol can be found at www.carolewyer.co.uk or follow her on Twitter and Facebook
Living in rural Staffordshire she is putting her time to good use by attempting to teach herself Russian, although she doesn't seem to have got beyond 'Dva piva' (two beers)and writing a series of novels and articles for various magazines which take a humorous look at getting older and growing old disgracefully.
More information about Carol can be found at www.carolewyer.co.uk or follow her on Twitter and Facebook
Mini Skirts and Laughter Lines
Amanda Wilson can't decide between murder, insanity and another glass of red wine.
Facing 50 and all that it entails is problematic enough. What's the point in minking your eyes, when your husband would rather watch 'Russia Today' than admire you, strutting in front of the television in only thigh boots and a thong?
Her son has managed to perform yet another magical disappearing act. Could he actually be buried under the mountain of festering washing which is strewn on his bedroom floor? He'll certainly be buried somewhere when she next gets her hands on him.
At least her mother knows how to enjoy herself. She's partying her twilight years away in Cyprus. Queen of the Twister mat, she now has a toy boy in tow.
She really shouldn't have pressed that send button. The past always catches up with you sooner or later. Still, her colourful past is a welcome relief to her monochrome present; especially when it comes in the shape of provocative Todd Bradshaw, her first true love.
Soon Mandy has a difficult decision to make; one that will require more than a few glasses of Chianti.
Available in paperback and eBook versions from Amazon, Barnes and Noble and Smashwords
Facing 50 and all that it entails is problematic enough. What's the point in minking your eyes, when your husband would rather watch 'Russia Today' than admire you, strutting in front of the television in only thigh boots and a thong?
Her son has managed to perform yet another magical disappearing act. Could he actually be buried under the mountain of festering washing which is strewn on his bedroom floor? He'll certainly be buried somewhere when she next gets her hands on him.
At least her mother knows how to enjoy herself. She's partying her twilight years away in Cyprus. Queen of the Twister mat, she now has a toy boy in tow.
She really shouldn't have pressed that send button. The past always catches up with you sooner or later. Still, her colourful past is a welcome relief to her monochrome present; especially when it comes in the shape of provocative Todd Bradshaw, her first true love.
Soon Mandy has a difficult decision to make; one that will require more than a few glasses of Chianti.
Available in paperback and eBook versions from Amazon, Barnes and Noble and Smashwords
Surfing in Stilettos
Amanda Wilson has been left in France with only old Ted, several bottles of Chateau Plonk and a Space Hopper for company.
It all began when the camper van broke down in the middle of rural France. At the same time her dopey son Tom, back home in the UK, held a raucous party in which the front door was smashed and an entire clan of squatters moved in.
The far too frequent Skype calls from her irrepressibly cheerful mother aren’t improving her mood any, nor is the fact that her mother is embarking upon a thrilling new venture.
On a beach in Sydney, a lonely Todd Bradshaw realises that his first true love, Amanda Wilson, was definitely the only woman for him. How can he get back into her good books and hopefully back into her arms?
In Cyprus, a new sensation is hitting the world by storm. But just who is that modelling the ‘boob tubes’?
Back in France, Bibi Chevalier has lost all patience with her philandering husband. She has come up with an innovative way of ensuring her husband will never stray again; one that will leave him pleading for her to have him back. All she needs is the help of Amanda.
However, Bibi soon discovers that the best-laid plans can backfire spectacularly.
Available Spring 2012
It all began when the camper van broke down in the middle of rural France. At the same time her dopey son Tom, back home in the UK, held a raucous party in which the front door was smashed and an entire clan of squatters moved in.
The far too frequent Skype calls from her irrepressibly cheerful mother aren’t improving her mood any, nor is the fact that her mother is embarking upon a thrilling new venture.
On a beach in Sydney, a lonely Todd Bradshaw realises that his first true love, Amanda Wilson, was definitely the only woman for him. How can he get back into her good books and hopefully back into her arms?
In Cyprus, a new sensation is hitting the world by storm. But just who is that modelling the ‘boob tubes’?
Back in France, Bibi Chevalier has lost all patience with her philandering husband. She has come up with an innovative way of ensuring her husband will never stray again; one that will leave him pleading for her to have him back. All she needs is the help of Amanda.
However, Bibi soon discovers that the best-laid plans can backfire spectacularly.
Available Spring 2012
